Why guitars are better than women:

Guitars don't get pregnant.
You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
Guitars don't have parents.
Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don't get headaches.
Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

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Derek! Wonderful! Totally agreed! Ha...! Esp. The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick. But I am a finger style player that I sometimes play without thumb pick. I love "free-dom" Ha....!

Cheers,
Frankie(Capo)

Derek,

How about Men? Ha!

http://www.acousticfingerstyle.com/gtrvswma.htm#BetterThanMen

Rod

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Frankie,

This joke is better........ haha.... "free-dom"!

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Derek and Rod

and to free-dom too! ((((((()))))))

btw
so y don't we men not tune in, fit in and live in with it? ka ka ka ka!


mel

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Hey, guitar DO have EGO.
haha

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哇哈哈~~~看過原Why guitars are better than women:
一文原本有點氣動, 卻原來Dear Rod哥已貼出了這個 for men的文章連結...........
WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
Guitars don't work late.
Your Guitar stays as clean as you want it to.
Guitars don't have parents or kids.
Guitars don't get sick.
Guitars don't get overweight, unless you like the Jumbo style.
If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
Your Guitar always has time for you.
Guitars don't watch TV.
Guitars never need a shave, nor do they have hair on their backs.
Guitars don't snore.
Guitars don't leave a mess in the kitchen or bathroom.
If you don't like the length of your Guitar's appendage you can get a new one.
You can try out as many Guitars as you like before you get your own.
You don't have to feed your Guitar.
Guitars never argue, you are always right.
Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.
Guitars never try to show you off to their friends.
Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars.
Guitars don't sneak around with other Guitars.
Guitars don't care what you look like or what your age is.
Guitars don't care and don't comment about what you spend your money on.
Guitars don't care if you have to work late.
When you're playing, your Guitar doesn't care if other Guitars are bigger or better.
Guitars don't care about their performance.
Guitars don't get you pregnant.
Guitars don't have mothers.
When you've finished playing, you can put it away.
You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it.
Guitars don't sulk.
Guitars don't bore you.
Guitars don't abandon you at gatherings for more interesting players.
Guitars don't have to prove anything.
Guitars don't try to change you once you've bought them.
Guitars don't get jealous of your male colleagues.
Guitars never interrogate you.
Second-hand Guitars don't brag about previous owners.
Second-hand Guitars don't go to see previous owners when you're out of town.
You don't have to explain to a Guitar if you don't feel like playing tonight.
Guitars never put you down, yet you can put them down whenever you wish.
Guitars don't complain if you wear "sensible" clothes.
Guitars don't have egos.
Guitars don't need remote control units.
When you're lost you don't have to argue with your Guitar about stopping to ask the band for directions.
When your Guitar is being played too slow, you can speed up.
When you need someone to play with, your Guitar is happy to accomodate.
You buy the tools your Guitar needs; it doesn't buy tools that never get used.
You don't have to continually assure your Guitar that its string length is just right.
You determine the length and frequency of playing, and you're always in control.
Your Guitar never finishes before you do.
Your Guitar doesn't complain about your going out to dinner with your women friends rather than staying at home with it.
You never get helpful suggestions from your Guitar's mother.
Your Guitars will allow you to play it even on Super Bowl Sunday.
Your Guitar never complains if you put on a few pounds.
When your Guitar is dysfunctional you know how to get it fixed (and knowthat it can be fixed).
Your Guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it's a Guitar.
Your Guitar never spends a "night out with the Guitars" and comes home with a strange rash on its fretboard.
and last, but not least:
Your Guitar will never turn into a beer bellied blob of wood and metal on the couch in front of the TV.
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不懂洋文的我又來玩翻一翻, 用網上翻譯網頁參照Why guitars are better than women的原文譯成中文, 有錯莫怪

*~為何吉他比男士好~*
吉他不會吸煙。
您能在任何時侯彈您的吉他。
吉他沒有父母。
吉他不抱怨... 并隨時候命中。
您能與您的朋友分享您的吉他。
吉他從不關心您還擁有多少其它吉他。
吉他從不關心您去看其它吉他。
吉他不關心如果您買吉他雜誌。
您永不會聽見, "驚奇, 您去一把新吉他的驕傲的父親" 除非您去買一把屬於你自己的。<------(這句不懂如何詮釋正解~^^)
如果您的吉他變了音您能修復它。
您的吉他從不關心您沒有對它聆聽。
您的吉他不會關心您使用洗手間的時間。
您不會嫉妒攪您的吉他的人。
如果您說有關您的吉他的壞話, 您無須向它道歉也不會有好戲上演。
任憑您怎樣彈您的吉他它也不會覺得心痛。
您不再彈您的吉他它亦不會有挫敗感覺。
您的父母不會依然是在接觸與您的老吉他在您以後轉儲它。<-------(這句不懂如何詮釋正解~^^)
吉他不會頭疼。
吉他不會欺負您如果您是一個弱不禁風的小女子。
您的吉他從不會與跟其它吉他爭風吃醋。
吉他不介意您的遲到。
您無須先洗澡才可以彈您的吉他。
如果您的吉他外觀不再好看您可以隨時將它重新塗抹與更換內外涵。
您的吉他并不介意陌生的您在第一次遇見它便彈它, 它無須聽HiFi, 看電影, 或奉承它的母親。
您祗須帶備一只合適的吉他拔指套。
當在混雜的公司中, 您可將自己彈吉他的美好時光用以製造話題跟同事作交際溝通。

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\(^o^)~音符樂韻樂音q(^o^)p樂聚同好同樂~(^o^)/
"合皮佐型, 合皮威亭"~歡迎
http://w1.oekakies.com/p/minami03/p.cgi
http://hk.myblog.yahoo.com/pownn2006

我今日日頭都睇左呀, hahah,
yes!! Guitars are better than men.

I think so.

所以，Patrick兄家中有7支guitar，也能和諧共存呢.
上個月我在他家，Patrick也不介意給他其中三支結他我試玩呢..
結他真好..

引文:

That's why guitars are better than women:
"You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have."

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